FARTS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY.

A pixel art jar sealed with one fart inside
THIS FART HAS BEEN PLAYING FOR
2026Y 08M 03D 00:00:00
LEASE EXPIRES 2126. 99 YEARS REMAINING.

In 2026 a single fart was sealed inside this jar, and the jar was sealed inside this website. The domain is paid for one hundred years, so the sound you hear right now will keep playing until 2126, long after every chart and every trend has moved on. There is no roadmap and no promise of anything. It is one fart, playing forever, because some things are funny for a day and some things are funny for a century. This is the second kind.

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